Write It Down – A Silly Sunday Joke

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he asks.

“Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”

“Sure.”

“Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” she asks.

“No, I can remember it.”

“Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so not to forget it?”

He says, “I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”

“I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?” she asks.

Breakfast in BedIrritated, he says, “I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!”

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.

“Where’s my toast ?”

Welcome to another Silly Sunday.

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When I met my hubby he was looking for a traveling companion. Together we have moved to New Zealand and visited over 42 countries, most with our now teenage girls. Things rarely go as planned, and generally we have an amusing tale to tell. That's what Laugh Quotes is about - the fun side of our adventures.

Comments

  1. That’s good, Rhonda!
    Alex J. Cavanaugh recently posted..Have You Hugged Your Zombie Today?My Profile

  2. Very cute!! I love this series.
    Dafeenah recently posted..EscapeMy Profile

  3. Now that’s a silly joke. Thanks for the smile.
    Mike recently posted..Feelin’ It on FridayMy Profile

  4. chortle, chuckle =)
    thats a solid relationship!
    tara tyler recently posted..My Campaign Team!My Profile

  5. Funny! I guess I need to go post mine and join your hop. . . but it’s not Sunday yet.
    Joyce Lansky recently posted..The Writers’ Post: SalientMy Profile

  6. Now it’s Sunday . . . and I’m going to sleep.
    Joyce Lansky recently posted..Silly Sunday: Pole Dancer?My Profile

    • Here is my question to you Ms. Joyce. When you look at the date and time of the post on my blog – does it show it in your time, or in my time. I see my time, so both your posts are dated 4 Sept on my screen.

      Either way, thanks for linking up. :)

  7. Haha! good one can you imagine someone saying that to you after all that LOL

    I published my post and forgot to add your details It’s my age you know ;-)

    Anyway I have added it now, have a great week Rhonda :-)
    stevebethere recently posted..Her BirthdayMy Profile

  8. I am 56 Rhonda and had to check my birthday certificate for accuracy ;-)
    stevebethere recently posted..Her BirthdayMy Profile

  9. Bwahahahahaha. I’m already doing this.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
    Comedy Plus recently posted..Silly SundayMy Profile

  10. I love it! That is hilarious!! LOLOLOLOL

    Kathy
    http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com/
    Kathy recently posted..Living My Life in Full Color- BFF 120My Profile

  11. Funny joke. I like the new Silly Sunday.

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