A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss [Read More]
Photos ©Rhonda Albom 2010-2011 Photos are my daughters (and a staff member) at the Haunted House in the Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast, Australia. Our girls were disappointed that they were too young to go in so we took the photos in the gift shop and just outside. I saved these to wish my friends who celebrate a Happy Halloween. Join Me this Wordless Wednesday: Mister Linky’s Magical Widgets — Auto-Linky widget will appear right here! This preview will disappear when the widget is displayed on your site. For best results, use HTML mode to edit this section of the post. [Read More]
When we lived in the states, hubby and I always had the most creative and funniest Halloween costumes for couples. Now, in New Zealand, it just doesn’t happen. Rocket Scientist hubby occasionally worked in a clean room. When he did he wore a long white gown, white hair cover and even covers on his shoes. The first year we were together we borrowed them and we were mad scientists. We looked something like this: Creating costumes isn’t rocket science, so even I can handle it. So, for the next three years we were cafeteria workers, scrub nurses and factory workers, [Read More]
Funny T-shirts are a prized possession at our house, and we just discovered another collection to keep us laughing for a while. Check out our newest t-shirt being modeled by our teen. I love a bit of clean comedy and subtle sarcasm that is universally funny. Initially, when Crazy Dog Tshirts approached Laugh Quotes asking about a review I headed to their site to have a look at their shirts. Both hubby and my teen were in the room and this particular “Find X” funny math shirt was the favorite of my rocket scientist hubby. Another great thing about funny [Read More]
My daughter created the Queen Cow when she was almost 3 . We were still living in the states back then and I asked her what she wanted to be for Halloween. She had two new pairs of pajamas at the time, one was cow spots the other tiger stripes. I thought she could use one of them. She picked the cow. “Mommy I wanna be the Queen Cow.“ “What’s a Queen Cow?” “You know mommy, the Queen Cow. “ Ok, not bad for 2 year old logic, so time for a few questions, “Does the queen cow have spots?” [Read More]
Funny Halloween quotes seem so obvious. If ever there was a holiday leaving it self open to sarcasm and jokes, it would be Halloween. And to think I almost missed it this year. How can one not notice Halloween? If you are asking that, you probably live in the states as I did for much of my life. Now I live in New Zealand where it is barely a holiday. Only a handful of kids go trick or treating and even fewer houses participate. Last year my neighbor was one of the children trick or treating and she explained, “We [Read More]
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