Funniest Quotes
I love funny quotes. This should be no surprise, as I named my blog Laugh Quotes. Here are a list of some of my favorite laugh quotes. This page is a work in progress.
Laugh Quotes on Humor
“Humor is just another defense against the universe.” ~ Mel Brooks
“Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom.” ~Taki
“Humor is reason gone mad.” ~Groucho Marx
Funny Motivational Quotes
“There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.” ~ Bertrand Russell
Funny Education Quotes
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” ~ Mark Twain
“Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.” ~ James Dewar
“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.” ~ unknown
Some of My All Time Favorites
“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed but fine up against a wall“. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather…Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”~ unknown
“I don’t want to be immortal through my work. I want to be immortal through not dying”. – Woody Allen
“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.” ~ Jane Wagner
“A modest man asked at a hotel “Is the porn channel in my room disabled?” Reply: “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.“~ unknown
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Travel with us as we laugh our way around the globe. I am Rhonda Albom, wife, mom, photographer and blogger, sharing the lighter side of our traveling family's life with two teens. 
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Thanks and Welcome to Laugh Quotes.
PARAPROSDOKIANS:
Here are a couple of my favorites:
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
Thanks Quiet Monsters. These are great.
Man proposes, god disposes.
Good work!
Following are some of my favourites:
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Diplomacy is saying “nice doggy” until you find a rock.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
Thanks! These are great!