Let’s face it, fat jokes are funny, at least they are to some of us.
Like many adults today, I have piled on a few pounds every year, and now I often finding myself the subject of fat jokes, I still laugh. I would be my correct weight, if I was 10 inches taller.
I’ll admit that the problems of our society are real. That aside, the ever increasing overweight population lends itself to a series of very funny jokes and hilarious fat quotes:
“A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.” — Erma Bombeck
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”” — Dave Barry
“’You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. ‘Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” — Winston Churchill
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.” — anonymous
Humor combined with some very talented artists over at Zazzle and the result is a of variety fat jokes on comedy shirts. Have a look and let me know – offensive jokes, funny shirt or both?
- Rhonda Albom Designs – Humor Collection
- Rude Shirts That Make Me Laugh
- Drinking Pajamas or Funny Drinking Shirts
- I Solved My Weight Problem (joke)