Fat Jokes Are Funny!

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Let’s face it, fat jokes are funny, at least they are to some of us.

Like many adults today, I have piled on a few pounds every year, and now I often finding myself the subject of fat jokes, I still laugh.   I would be my correct weight, if I was 10 inches taller.

I’ll admit that the problems of our society are real.  That aside, the ever increasing overweight population lends itself to a series of very funny jokes and hilarious fat quotes:

“A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.” — Erma Bombeck

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.” — George Bernard Shaw

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.””  — Dave Barry

“’You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. ‘Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober. — Winston Churchill

I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.” — anonymous

Humor combined with some very talented artists over at Zazzle and the result is a of variety  fat jokes on comedy shirts.  Have a look and let me know – offensive jokes, funny shirt or both?

Here are two that were sent in using the contact form.  I think I would wear either of them.  Either would also make a great gift for other nutritional overachievers who tend to poke a bit of fun at themselves.  I am sure that inside me there is a skinny women crying to get out. And yes, like RedneckHillbillies so clearly stated, I can usually shut her up with some cookies (for me, chocolate, coffee, brownies, muffins, pizza or chips also are quite effective.)
And for those who feel this page has been completely politically incorrect.  Here is a brilliant answer for not fat from VerbalTees – “I am not fat, I am a Nutritional Overachiever.” Well done.
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*In 2011 Laugh Quotes transitioned to be a humor travel blog.  Still plenty of laughs, just fewer shirts.
About Rhonda

When I met my hubby he was looking for a traveling companion. Together we have moved to New Zealand and visited over 42 countries, most with our now teenage girls. Things rarely go as planned, and generally we have an amusing tale to tell. That's what Laugh Quotes is about - the fun side of our adventures.


  1. Joan Adams says:

    This is all hilarious!!!!!!!! I enjoy your facebook posts, but this is the first time I have actually visited your blog! Delightfully funny — I am still laughing at the rainbow!

  2. I love these fat jokes. ROFL

  3. GREAT shirts! Reminds me years ago we’d say, they’re not fat, they’re just pleasingly plump.

    Hey Rhonda, I really like your “shut me up” cupboard…. got any hot chocolate & MarshmellowFluff in there?!

    • Sadly, there is no marshmallow fluff in New Zealand, but don’t worry there is plenty of hot chocolate and marshmallows in the cabinet.
      Thank for the comment and your continued support.

  4. Hope it wasn’t too rude for you.

  5. Good jokes. I read & enjoyed this blog.

  6. Thanks. I am now a fan of your page.

  7. Thanks, Glad you are enjoying the blog

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