Police and donuts.
Thankfully, this isn’t actually a post about my life, but rather an opportunity to share a few jokes.
Sometimes I just can’t resist.
And when this police and donuts joke came across my desk, I literally laughed out loud.
If you follow this blog’s Facebook Fan page, Things Which Make Me Laugh you may have already seen this, but it’s simply too funny not to share here as well:
Best Ever Police and Donuts Joke:
Just for fun, how about a few more police and donuts jokes:
At A Recent Doctor Visit:
Officier: “I’m so ashamed. I have gained so much weight. I’ve been eating way too many donuts lately.”
Physician: “Don’t feel ashamed, you don’t look that bad.”
Officer: “Do you really think so, Doc?”
Physician: “Of course. Now just open your mouth and say “Moo!”
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Can you handle one more lame police and donuts joke?
A man gets pulled over for speeding:
Policeman: “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man replies, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
Today’s Tweetable laugh quote:
“A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”~Dennis Miller
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Travel with us as we laugh our way around the globe. I am Rhonda Albom, wife, mom, photographer and blogger, sharing the lighter side of our traveling family's life with two teens. 
I’ve seen some policemen who resemble these jokes.
Joyce recently posted..Back From The Future
LOL, they are out there.
LOL funny although I am just relieved the second one wasn’t about a ring doughnut
Hope your having a doughnutlicious weekend
stevebethere recently posted..Silly Sunday – Irish Test Kit
LOL – nope just too much eating.
I love the cop and donut picture. I’ll bet a hundred people driving by took a picture.
Brett Minor (@brettminor) recently posted..Kiss My Asteroid
I would imagine you are correct, everyone would snap off that shot. Thanks for playing.
I was a cop for 25 years and yes there were donuts, but not all that much. It’s still funny though.
have a terrific Silly Sunday.
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Glad you can laugh about it. Hope I didn’t offend you.
Loved all the donuts jokes. Sweet! Happy Silly Sunday!
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Thanks Lauren, and thanks for playing.
LOL! I’m hungry for a donut now.
Melissa Kinnel recently posted..Cover Reveal: CassaStorm by Alex J. Cavanaugh
I know where there is a whole truck full of them.
This was very funny, and the photo was my favorite!
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