Police and donuts.
Thankfully, this isn’t actually a post about my life, but rather an opportunity to share a few jokes.
Sometimes I just can’t resist.
And when this police and donuts joke came across my desk, I literally laughed out loud.
If you follow this blog’s Facebook Fan page, Things Which Make Me Laugh you may have already seen this, but it’s simply too funny not to share here as well:
Best Ever Police and Donuts Joke:
Just for fun, how about a few more police and donuts jokes:
At A Recent Doctor Visit:
Officier: “I’m so ashamed. I have gained so much weight. I’ve been eating way too many donuts lately.”
Physician: “Don’t feel ashamed, you don’t look that bad.”
Officer: “Do you really think so, Doc?”
Physician: “Of course. Now just open your mouth and say “Moo!”
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Can you handle one more lame police and donuts joke?
A man gets pulled over for speeding:
Policeman: “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man replies, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
Today’s Tweetable laugh quote:
“A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”~Dennis Miller
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