Despite his complete irrelevance to the topic, I think it was the allure of David Spade that summoned me to the “And You Are. . . ?” Blog Hop. It’s hosted by Tammy and Emily and there are prizes (I love prizes).
Since most of Laugh Quotes 2012 was dedicated to our round the world travels, I will use the trip as a base to answer the blog hop questions.
1. How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
I am so glad Tammy and Emily worded the question this way, rather than “How many encounters have you had with the police?” Semantics in play here, the answer would be none, as there is no documented “ticket” when our bribe money travels straight from our hand to his pocket.
2. Can you pitch a tent?
What do you think?
3. What was your worst vacation ever?
As we traveled for nearly 250 days, we segmented it into location. So, our worst location involved 72 stairs to our tiny room where we found hair balls stuck to the shower wall, cockroaches crawling on the ground, paper thin towels and something so gross in the bed we decided to give it a name.
4. What was the last thing you bought over $100?
Sadly, it wasn’t the ever so needed carton of wet wipes.
5. We’re handing you the keys to what?
If we are very lucky it is a room with air conditioning, or at least a toilet with a seat.
6. What was the last meal you cooked that made even you sick?
Let’s put it this way, it involved this:
7. Fill in the blank: Oh my gosh! Becky, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like ____?
She looks like . . . the cause of the eclipse.
8. What was your first car?
Can you say “camel.”
9. Your best friend falls and gets hurt. Do you ask if he/she’s okay or laugh first?
I am a humor blogger/travel photographer. I hold in the laughter until I have taken the photo, the shaking messes up my shot.
10. What’s the worst song ever?
I’ll have to deviate from my travels for a moment. It would be YMCA from the Village People.
If you must:
Be sure to visit the linky at “And You Are . . .?” Blog Hop. New Zealand is nearly the first country to see each new day, so if you are not participating, there may still be plenty of Monday Dec 3 where you live.
Thanks Tammy and Emily. This was fun, even if I don’t win. Of course it would be more fun if I did win, and as you can see from Q1 we are not above bribes.