Where is Silly Sunday?
If you follow Laugh Quotes you are probably wondering, where is Silly Sunday?
For the newcomers, I know you are here to follow our 250 day overseas adventure, and that is what you will find here, after one final joke and quick introduction to the new Silly Sunday co-host, the very funny Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Silly Sunday is an opportunity for humor bloggers to come together each week with a joke, or other laugh – and we share the links to our funny pages (this list is called a linky). It began here at Laugh Quotes but doesn’t really fit in for the next 250 days. So, you will find it co-hosted at:
I thought I would stick with our travel theme for a final Silly Sunday, and this joke is shared with us by Tony at The Laugh Line:
New Airline Rules for Silly Sunday
With all the problems that the airlines are going through, and the cutting of services, this is a scenario that just might become reality in the near future…
Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You’re in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5. It’s the airline’s new policy.
Passenger: That’s the craziest thing I ever heard. I won’t pay it.
Attendant: Sir, if you don’t comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really don’t want me to do that.
Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me?
Attendant: No, but there’s a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
Passenger: Oh, all right, here, take the $5. I can’t believe this.
Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Passenger: Yes. It’s stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn’t seem to work. Can you fix it?
Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air?
Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It’s the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
Passenger: I don’t have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar?
Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
Passenger: But you’ve given me only three quarters for my dollar.
Attendant: Yes, there’s a change-making fee of 25 cents.
Passenger: For crying’ out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? What the heck can I do with this?
Attendant: Hang onto it. You’ll need it later for the lavatory.
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Travel Updates
We met with the travel agent on Saturday to go over the entire trip. Most of our travels will be impromptu, but there are a few places we want to be a bit more organized and China tops this list. Good thing I read the fine print, or I might have missed:
- P.S: this is a Chinese tour group,the tour guide can not speak English, you just follow the tour guide. But I am sure that you will get a lot of help from those Chinese tourists and it is also a very special Experience for you to join in a Chinese group.
- Panda’s intake of bamboo needs to be measured before and after feeding. After meal, there is panda poo-poo needs to be cleared away, your assistant will explain some of the vital signs involved with a panda’s health by observing panda’s poo.
Don’t forget to follow Comedy Plus as there is a lot more laughs there than just Silly Sunday.
Travel with us as we laugh our way around the globe. I am Rhonda Albom, wife, mom, photographer and blogger, sharing the lighter side of our traveling family's life with two teens. 
I could almost see it coming to that.
Joyce recently posted..Silly Sunday: Daddy How Was I Born?
I hope not, although Ryanair was threatening to charge for the lavatories a while back.
You’ve just given the airlines some devious new ideas!
Alex J. Cavanaugh recently posted..The Master of Words Takes Over and Ninja News
Hopefully they won’t institute them before we are back.
Good luck on the tour in Chinese. I guess it will be better than cleaning up the panda poo-poo.
No worries, we won’t be going on that tour
Oh my! I don’t want to go on that airline. Ever.
I’m proud to you your co-host while you are gone. I’ll make sure that there is a Silly Sunday post every Sunday. It will link back to your more information about Silly Sunday just like it should. It will be fun.
Have a terrific day and I’m sure you are really excited about leaving. You are finally in single digit numbers. Way to go.
Comedy Plus recently posted..Mississippi
Yay! I am thrilled that you will co-host Silly Sunday
Thanks again 
I fervently pray that everything in the joke will not happen in real life. Not now, not ever.
However, I had a good laugh at the sarcasm behind the joke.
Elena recently posted..green smoke review
I completely agree, but it prices seem to be moving that way at some of the cheaper airlines in Europe – like Ryanair.
If all airlines will ask for money for finding you to have a sit I will never ride in the airplane anymore. LOL, you make me laugh at this!
Danyelle Franciosa recently posted..Bifold Doors
Let’s hope it never gets this bad. Glad to make you laugh today
That was so hilarious! Is this really true?I can’t believe this airline…Seems everything you want to do has a price…LOL…
Jesslie recently posted..Hosted CRM Benefits
Good news – for now, this is just a joke. Welcome to Laugh quotes.
This was great! I hope you’re bringing snacks on the plane, as many airlines have cut down. Have a wonderful trip, and I can’t wait to see all of your pictures! Julie
Julie recently posted..Tagged At Eleven
This can really be hilarions if this is true…LOL…I wouldn’t choose for that airline then…Its crazy…
Steffanie recently posted..Is Protein Powder A Steroid?
Yea it is indeed! Anyways this story put a a big smile on my face.
Sara recently posted..WoW Leveling Guide
I don’t want to go on that airline.Never never !!