Silly SundayHappy New Year!

Welcome to Silly Sunday – a weekly opportunity to share your laughs, giggles and sarcasm.

It is already 2012 here in New Zealand, the first country to see each new day. At least we were until yesterday when Samoa decided to cross the dateline and they skipped Friday.

So here are Laugh Quotes funny New Year’s Quotes for Silly Sunday today:

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas” ~ Unknown

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” ~ Bill Vaughn

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.” ~ Jay Leno

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” ~ Oprah Winfrey

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” ~ Bill Vaughan

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!” ~ Joey Adams

“New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.” ~ Jay Leno

I want to leave you today with one of my favorite quotes from Mark Twain and my New Years wish to everyone who reads this:

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

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18 Responses to “Funny New Year’s Quotes for Silly Sunday”

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  1. All great quotes indeed. I agree about watching what you eat from New Year day to Christmas. I watch what I eat all year long, and I’m happy to say that I’m not obese.

    Have a terrific day and Silly Sunday. May you and yours have a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. :)
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  2. Bill Vaughan’s quote is all too accurate…
    Happy New Year’s Day!
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  3. LOL @ Jay Leno’s last quote

    Happy New Year Rhonda & family :-)
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  4. Maybe this year I should worry about what I eat between New Year’s and Christmas.
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  5. Happy New Year to you and your family
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  6. I love what you guys are usually up too. This kind of clever work and coverage! Keep up the good works guys I’ve included you guys to my personal blogroll.
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  7. A great new year to you and your family!!
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  8. Great line between New Year’s and Christmas! Lots to think about! Happy 2012!
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  9. excellent quotes!
    who can compare with the raw candor of twain?!
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