I wasn’t a brilliant student, at least not by the definition we’re using here today. To qualify for this post, one must be loaded with sarcasm and giggles.
A special thanks goes out to my dad, who sent in today’s Silly Sunday post. If you like to laugh, join us for Silly Sunday, hosted here at Laugh Quotes. No rules, simply post anything funny or silly on your blog or webpage and add the link below so we can share the fun.
Answers of a Brilliant Student – Who Obtained a 0%
(I would have given him 100%)
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A: His last battle.
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page.
(I think number 2 is my favorite. So simple and clever. How about you? When you get to the bottom, let me know which was your favorite. )
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A: Liquid.
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage.
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A: Exams.
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch & dinner.
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A: The other half.
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A: It will simply become wet.
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
A: No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
A: Very large hands
(Number 11 is my other favorite. Brilliant response in my opinion.)
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A: No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Thanks Dad for sharing and being our guest poster today. Hope you don’t mind that I highlighted my favorites above.
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LOL all very funny and hard to choose one but i would say same as you Q11 so i will choose another ..Q13 LOL
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LOL – It’s ok that we both laughed the most at number 11
Thanks for linking up and join in on Silly Sunday.
I like the one about the river flowing in the liquid state.
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Thanks Joyce, but the funniest this week is most definitely your post.
People, if you are reading this, be sure to follow Joyce’s link here and read her Silly Sunday joke.
I like them all I don’t think I can choose a favorite. I also would never have been able to think of those answers. That kid is definitely way smarter than me
LOL – I have read your blog, you are pretty smart
I give him A+!! especially for number 2!!
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I think you and my dad would give out the same grades
The wisdom of children, they all make too much sense. #8 is my favorite, but they’re all good.
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Yes, I love the simplicity of red plus blue = wet
Thanks for linking up this week.
LOL – love #11!
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Yep, my dad is pretty funny – and believe it or not he was an accountant
It is tough to choose just one, but I also liked #2 the best. I also like your dad for sending you such great material!
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I agree Julie. My dad is pretty cool. Now that he is retired, he is a comic magician, although he always did magic. Were you ever at any of my birthday parties where he did magic?
love those! ah, literal jokes =D
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Sometimes the literal jokes are the best kind.
Those are my kind of jokes! EXACTLY the kind of answers I’d give as a kid. These are also perfect for my son’s lunch box…THANKS!
Love these! Thanks for the giggle.
Number 11 is my favorite, but I like all of them, lol
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