An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried.
The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. “Disregard.” He says. “She got in the back-seat by mistake.”
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Credit: I found this on at Jokes For Baby Boomers from the funny Tony Payne
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lool this has to be my favorite one so far… I can just see the little old lady sitting there in the back seat hahahaha
Dafeenah recently posted..naNOTwrimo
Sometimes the short jokes really are the best. Thanks for stopping by.
LMAO loved that one
Have a good week and thanks for the linky
stevebethere recently posted..Wisdom Grows With Age
Thanks Steve, and thanks for linking up on Silly Sunday
When I get that senile, shoot me.
Joyce Lansky recently posted..Silly Sunday: Why Dinosaurs are Extinct
I am a month older than you. Sorry, I probably won’t remember to shoot.
Excellent! I know someone who might do this…
Lynne recently posted..Unique And Unusual Gifts For Whale Lovers
Gosh, I hope you are not referring to me, now that I am on the down side of the hill.
And I thought I was a ditz!
Nancy recently posted..A Romantic Life: Girls’ Night In!
LOL
I agree with Dafeenah, this is one of my favorites. Be sure to include this in your “best of” collection!
Julie recently posted..For The Sake Of Arguing
Thanks Julie. I like the idea of a Best of Collection
Getting old isn’t for sissies. Just saying.
Have a terrific day.
Comedy Plus recently posted..About Cats – Part II
You said it, but it sure beats the alternative
Visiting from Dave’s Noughties Blogfest
Ha Ha Ha!!!! Sounds like something I’ll probably do in a few more years
Tony McGurk recently posted..Poodle Ear Problems
I certainly hope not