Before you read the funniest joke sent to me in quite a while, stop by at Spilled Milk for Moms as I am guest posting today. Get a few pre-giggles as you read some amusing conversations between my tween and teen.

Go now, then come back for the best laugh of the day . . .Conversations with a Tween and a Teen

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Wild Mohawk

wild mohawkI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

“What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.

He responded without batting an eyelid ….

“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”

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  1. Well I guess that could explain it.
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  2. I’ve seen this one. It’s pretty funny!
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  3. Haha! funny one,

    Have a great Sunday ;-)

  4. Bwahahahahahaha. I love this one. What a great comeback.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. :)
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  5. What a wise old man. Thanks for the grin.
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