A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull off to the side of the road, “maybe we will see what we can do.”
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
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Heheh! ver funny
Can you believe our jokes are related again lol
Have a great Halloween, our clocks go back here in UK tonight, dark late afternoons arggghh!
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Ha Ha Ha!!! That’s hilarious. Lucky I didn’t have a mouthful of coffee when I got to the punchline or I’d be cleaning my monitor now.
Tony McGurk recently posted..Eat Your Broccoli
I think that is the ultimate compliment for a humor blog – so thanks Tony
This was very funny! I loved the surprise ending!
Julie recently posted..Ghoulish Choices
I am not surprised, your poetry is always filled with wonderful surprise endings.
That’s funny!
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They deserved each other!
Binky recently posted..The Power of Brownies
Yes they do
ha ha ha!
that was great!
shoulda seen it coming!
do you guys do halloween down there?
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Only a few do Halloween in NZ, and then it is only wee kids. We had one trick or treater this year.
A good funny to start my day!
Laura recently posted..Simple Sunday
Bwahahahahahaha. Good one.
Have a super Silly Sunday.
Comedy Plus recently posted..Silly Sunday
ha ha! very a-propos – on a Sunday! You gotta watch out for those nuns!
Nancy recently posted..Crush of the week: Johnny Depp
I didn’t even think about the Sunday-nun connection.
Didn’t expect that one.Happy Halloween
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Hope you had a good one too.