The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?”
“Yes”, whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes”, came the answer. “May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. “Is there anyone there besides you?” the boss asked the child.
“Yes” whispered the child, “A policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, “Why are they there?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle,
“They’re looking for me!”
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Glad you enjoyed this one
Hilarious
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Thanks for linking up. I am off to read your Silly Sunday post 
Welcome to Laugh Quotes and to Silly Sunday
Didn’t see that coming!
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Yep, that is exactly what I thought. I think that is what made this one so funny
Yes, they will turn you gray!
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Haha! that was funny and not expected
Have a great Sunday & thanks for the Linky
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Thanks for linking up. Love your joke today too, also a twist of the unexpected.
Bwahahahahaha. Yep they’ll give you gray hair indeed.
Have a terrific Silly Sunday.
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LOL – I think this would turn me more than gray. If my kids did this I would get old long before my time
Thanks for linking up. Happy Silly Sunday
So funny!
LOL – I guess it wouldn’t be too funny if your own child did it, but as a joke it’s hilarious. Thanks for commenting today
Ha Ha Ha That’s priceless. I’m sure he’s having fun…
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Kid’s and fun, a scary combination
Hide and seek gone terribly wrong!
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Too true
Funny… yes, why is it that kids never answer when you call them. I can’t count how many times I freaked out because I thought my kids were missing. I think they do it on purpose
Oh my Nancy, that must be so frightening. Lucky for me, this was not a game mine played.
That sounds like something I would have done. thanks for the laugh.
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Did your parents have gray hair?
Loved this one!
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Pretty good, wasn’t it
Gray hair is a sign of too much production of melanin. But the foreseeable reason of it is aging, it may be right but there are instances which some of us get gray hair even at their young age. Stress is probably next to aging when we speak of gray hair causes.
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Is it Sunday already? Love your joke today too, also a twist of the unexpected. Loved this one!
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