Now here is something you don’t often want to hear for an overweight women who is limited in exercise because she has an injured ankle, but here goes:
“I am a nudist!”
Yep, it’s true. I even have the credentials to prove it. Two weeks ago, when I became a nudist he (that would be Sam, the nudist behind the counter), gave me my membership card. He even said, “congratulations, now you are a nudist.” I shoved it in my wallet as I had no pockets at the time. Technically it’s only a temporary card, my permanent card will arrive in the post.
So, what does this all mean, well for starters it means I have a new Hans Wegner chair. It is a totally awesome “three legged chair” from 1963, replica but an official one. I love it. I loved it the very first time I saw it. I loved it when we went back to see it again, even though they only had the picture left in the shop. I still love it now that it sits in my room.
My hubby hates it. He hated it the first time he saw it. He hated it the second time we saw it, and probably hated it even more when he found out that it was now only available in Tauranga and we had to pay extra to have it shipped up to Auckland. And, from the look on his face he hates it in the room, but won’t admit it because, well quite frankly he loves me and I love it!
Then there’s my kids. My teen hates it. My tween hates it. Even the delivery driver looked at me with a blank stare, and no enthusiasm what so ever when he brought it in and I said, “Oooh, don’t you just love this chair!” My teen’s friend who visiting yesterday when it arrived, she loves it. She’s a good kid.
So, what does this have to do with being a nudist. Well the furniture came from a store called Nude, and when you spend more than $200 you automatically join their “Nudist” club. The store name stands for: New Objects of Desire, which has an acronym of nude.
Oh, wait New Objects of Desire, that would be spelled “Nood.”
Sorry, I guess I am a “Noodist.”
Here is my chair, isn’t it awesome. Tell the truth please:
All this nudist talk, reminded me of this very funny poster by Lori Malibuitalian
Dress Code Poster by malibuitalian
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So this got me searching over at Zazzle and found things that make me laugh:
NUDIST ON STRIKE!.
Check out these three mugs by nudistgiftshop
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That is one strange looking chair. I am so glad there is no porn here. No offense Rhonda, but I really don’t want to see that
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LOL- No offense taken. I don’t think anyone wants to see porn here, or even an artistic nudist of me would not be very popular.
Love the chair! I like the nudist in disguise shirt
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Thanks Lynne, glad you liked the chair.
I’d like it if the cushions were a different color. The white doesn’t work for me–especially if you’re a nudist.
LOL – that is an image I need to erase. The white goes with the white leather couches already in the room. (That would be the room for adults, the couch in the lounge the kids use is very dark, nearly black.)
Not really my taste Rhonda, but the important thing is – is it comfy?
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Yep, very comfy for sitting, not for working, as it sits low.
That is an interesting chair.. if its comfy to use a laptop with, I love it! I am sure I would try that chair out..and hei if you whole family doesnt like it, then more time for you Rhonda
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Oooh, good idea. I will have to try it with the laptop, and if it works great, I can remind the rest of the family that they don’t like it, should they want a turn with the laptop
- DANG! I thought sure I was gonna see a buff Pukeko on a three legged stool! Oh well…
Happy to see you got your “Noodist” card….. too funny! If you show that card to the TSA do you get to strip instead of going thru that dumb scanner?
GREAT shirts, poster & mugs Rhonda!
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I assure you, you are lucky not to see a buff Pukeko on a stool. Thanks for making me laugh today too. I always love your comments.
I’m really pleased to find that this is a Noodist area and not the other one with acres of skin (speaking of myself of course)!!
I’m in UK and the very idea of being a nudist makes me shiver all over – aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
I don’t mind the chair, nice colour, looks comfy enough, but not one for me to either relax in or to work in. Luckily the world is full of people with different tastes, and that’s what keeps life interesting!!!
Cheers
John O’York
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Is NOOD in the UK too? It is such an awesome store. Yes, and I am sure anyone who knows me was happy to hear that I was not a naked nudist – it’s just not a good look at my age and size. Thanks for your comments and welcome to Laugh Quotes
Hi Rhonda,
I was hoping to see a picture of you in the chair with (or without) your clothes on
Johnny
LOL Johnny, I think the chair looks better as a stand alone
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This is a great post! LOVE IT and love the chair! (also, thanks for the promo!)
Thanks Lori. Glad you like my chair. I am still loving it! Thanks for your comments and support and great designs that I can feature with my posts
I am a nudist. I would like to recommend you to the world’s best and largest nudist dating site for world wide nudists , naturists and naked people to share nude experiences and chat with real nudists.
Welcome to Laugh Quotes Dana. You may be the only “nudist” here. Apparently, I am a “noodist”
I love the chair. LOVE THE CHAIR.
I so hoped for nudity.
But I love the chair.
Thanks. I love the chair too. Hope you weren’t too disappointed to find out I was only a noodist
Just found your blog via A to Z. You’ve made me laugh. Just the word “noodist” looks funny. The chair has a quirkiness to liven up any room. I was trying to think of what it reminds me of. Don’t take offense but I’ve had a lot of x-rays done and this chair reminds me of a pelvis. Or maybe it does only because you put the N.O.o.D thing in my mind!
Glad I could make you laugh. You certainly made me laugh too. Not sure what to think about my chair reminding you of a pelvis. – LOL. Welcome to laugh quotes.
That’s a cool chair, or not depending on your view. As long as it’s comfortable… There was a store in Indiana called Naked Furniture, which sold bare wood items for you to finish yourself.
I would love to go back to Auckland, it seems so long since I was living there in Pakuranga.
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Yay! Someone else likes my chair. I love it, and I think it’s comfortable. If you are really planning a visit, wait until Southern Hemisphere spring.