Today is my birthday, the big 49. I know what you’re thinking, forty-nine is not really all that exciting. Let’s make it fun, after all there are so many wonderful funny my birthday quotes:
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” –Bob Hope
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” — Erma Bombeck
“Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.” – Mary Schmich
“People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.” — George Burns
And my favorite birthday Quote:
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” — Sir Norman Wisdom
Now that I am nearly at 50 have I reached middle age? If we go with the Bob Hope definition, I am most definitely at middle age:
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” - Bob Hope
More middle and old age fun on t-shirts:

Bicycling by Rhonda Albom (yes this one is my design)
One of the best things about writing this blog is the funny shirts people send me. Here are the “it’s my birthday quotes” shirts that appeared in my in-box this morning. Do you think they are trying to tell me something. Maybe I am not as “middle aged” as I think I am.

Old age is no place for sissies by Bunny Boiler
I don’t suffer from insanity Tee by DecoratingforEvents
Its My Birthday Spank Me Tee Shirt by TeeZazzle

Be Nice To Your Kids by Rhonda Albom (thought I would end with another of mine)
Seriously, for just a moment, thanks for all the birthday wishes, birthday shirts and birthday laughs.
To see more of my favorite shirts, please visit the Laugh Quotes Funny Shirts Store
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Happy Birthday Rhonda!! Love the T-shirts you have featured
Thanks Aysha, your comments are much appreciated.
Happy birthday, Rhonda! And, no, I don’t get the last shirt . . . I’ll have to check back and see if anyone comments about it!
Hey Leanne, Looks like nobody understood the last shirt, except the artist. He assured me it was relevant and funny, but didn’t chime it to tell us why. Thanks for your comments. Much appreciated.
Happy Birthday Rhonda! Awesome collection of funny, humorous t-shirts. Have a wonderful day!
Thanks Mandee, glad I could make you laugh.
Happy Birthday, Rhonda! You look great!!!!
Thanks Beth!
Great T-shirts! Happy birthday tomorrow.
November 5th, I remember.
Thanks Joyce. I guess the day depends on the country, its today here no, so it is yesterday there. Tomorrow will be today there, but yesterday here. Hope you can follow that ok.
Happy Birthday. great quotes.
Thanks. Glad you enjoyed them
Happy Birthday to my funny Friend!
Thanks. You are part of my inspiration.
Happy Birthday Rhonda and thanks for featuring my Tee
Thanks for the birthday wishes and for submitting your funny t-shirt. Keep them coming, you never know what I will blog about next
Funny shirts.
Thanks Sandy, glad I could make you laugh.
Love the Bob Hope quote… keep up the great posts
You can always count on Bob Hope for some great quotes on aging.
Happy belated birthday Rhonda! Assuming you survived it OK….!
Oh to be 49 again…. my 22 year old Grandson wasn’t even born yet… yep, I really did miss him before he was born. Geez I still had hair… my ’76 Olds ran like a top… I could run 5 miles no problem… I could put in 12-14 hrs. in the shop… no problem… BUT… I had yet to experience my 50th birthday party bash… which was a HOOT… belly dancer and all… have it on video too!
There now Rhonda, don’t you feel better about turning 49?!!!!!! LOL!
Hope you had a WONDERFUL day!
Hey Don, Yep survived my birthday. Thanks for the belated wishes. This is your belated reply. I only just figured out how to set the blog to allow replies.
Happy Birthday Rhonda
Thanks Alan, I had a great day.
I love that shirt about the wrinkles. Might pick one up for someone I know haha!
That shirt on wrinkles was made by one of my clever friends. Glad you like it.
Happy Belated Birthday!!
Thanks Nick, much appreciated.
Love these quotes as I have my self a website with quotes about life. Thought it would be wise to share my favorite quote: “It’s the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what’s right.” – Peter Parker
Thanks for sharing the quote